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Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, BioWare fangirl, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

Possible scene-by-scene description of The Avengers trailer, from an IMDB user. →


It shows Nick Fury and Tony Stark in that gym that we saw in the sneak peek. Probably a continuation of that scene.

Steve: I’ve basically been dead for the past 70 years, sir. Everyone I know, that I loved, is gone. Dead. I have nothing to lose.

Nick: The world does.


Steve: Well with…

Too quick to remember and out of focus?

I don’t know how long I’ve been saying this, nobody’s been listening…

Darling, they were the SKRULLS.  What’s there to see?  They’re green things with pointy ears and lined chins.

No matter how “good” they look in the movie, they’re still gonna look shitty.  Because they were a shitty choice for a villain.