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IRON HAN.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

What about BEEFCAKE daddies?
+ Anonymous

WHAT ABOUT THEM ANON

WHAT ABOUT THEM

psst you're beautiful and funny and super talented -gives you a flower-
+ Anonymous

Tagged #Anonymous #ask
What is your absolute favorite way to spend your time? What's something that relaxes you? With your art, what's something you want to improve?
+ Anonymous

Drawing!  Writing!  But mostly drawing.  That’s the answer to both of the first questions.  Drawing is my favourite way to spend time, and it relaxes me.  I love to draw, which is the great tragedy of not being happy with what I produce.  It’s the thing that makes me the happiest, which is why it hits the hardest when it’s the thing that’s attacked.  “You don’t do anything of value, you just sit around drawing monster babies!”  Monster babies make me happy… please don’t say they have no value… they have value to me…

And I’m telling you, I want to improve literally everything about my art, Anon.  The more I look at it the more I hate everything about it.  The faces are cartoony and samefaced, the eyes are goofy, there’s too much detail literally everywhere that intense detail doesn’t matter.  There are some pieces I’m really proud of but then like everything else after that feels like a fucking disaster.  I just don’t like my style, and I don’t feel like anatomy classes will help that.

Plus part of the problem is that I’m insatiably petty.  I am!  I’m petty!  I’m so jealous of literally everyone else’s art style, especially people who know how to do art digitally.  I see some people who do art digitally and I’m like, I’m at least that good in practice!  My style is as good as theirs, comparatively!  So why can’t I get the hang of this?!  What is wrong with me that digital art is so hard for me to make look even decent?  Practice makes perfect or what have you, but I’ve been practicing for years and years and years and there are still people 2/3 my age on here who blow me out of the water, art-wise, on a daily basis.

I dunno.  It’s tiring, Anon.  It’s frustrating and tiring and sometimes even the most optimistic of us get irreparably disheartened.

Tagged #Anonymous #ask
just sending this ask to tell you Ive dreamed w/ your blog last night. The creepy part is that I somehow had the ability of accessing people's homes thru their blogs so I decided to use your shower. It was only when I was in the middle of a hot shower and watching your tv thru the glass of the shower box that I realized that using someone else's shower w/out asking isn't a very nice thing to do so I proceeded to leave and hide all evidence that I was there.
+ Anonymous

we are not mutuals and i’ve never even sent you an ask before, just thought you should know

I want to know the psychology of this dream now, like

why my house

of all the blogs you follow why did your subconscious put you in my dream house

May i give you idea for da2 baby story : Fenris crying because the tattoo hurt him Anders being scared of the templar that going to get him Isabella with the the birth earing she got frome is mother Aveline hating her hair Merrill getting away from her family because of her magic Varric whit his family seal
+ Anonymous

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY GOOD ANON

(though again I think Fenris was much older when he got his lyrium tattoos - but his sister does mention that they used to play together in some courtyard, so maybe that instead?)

Tagged #Anonymous #ask
do you do commissions?
+ theprincessandthepie

Yes I do - thank you for asking!  My commission info page is here, though I sometimes also run “specials” on commissions at certain times of the year if you can catch them (i.e., I was going to be doing Inquisitor/Hawke/Warden/Shepard commission specials this month but they’ve been sadly postponed due to travelling, but be sure to keep your eyes peeled for them a little later this month/early next month)! <3

I feel like a creepy stalker because so many of my likes are your text posts or responses to people. I'M SORRY.
+ squishietechies

Don’t be sorry, I’m fucking hilarious

@Remus Lupin headcannon: first of all, THAT HURTS. second, i was almost, ALMOST over his death... almost... okay not really. But did you HAVE to post that one?
+ werewolfoverlord12

I am still not over his death either, don’t worry.  Come to my arms and we can cry together over the unfairness and complete unnecessity of his death.  Rowling was just being mean at that point, I think.  In a school full of thousands of NPCs there was no reason to kill so many people actually important to Harry.  Happy headcanons help the pain, though. <3

☢ finding your SHIELD comics and laughing my butt off at ass A.M. :D
+ baneoftoasters

Yessssss >:D

If you were a professor I think these are the classes you'd teach: Advanced Sasquatch Hunting and Criticism, Entry Level Bioware Critique and Appreciation, Advanced Bioware Critique and Appreciation, Bad Netflix Film Appreciation, Women in Comics: Advanced Topics and Themes
+ nukawinter

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET A RELEVANT QUALIFIED TEACHING DEGREE FOR THESE SUBJECTS SO I CAN OPEN A COLLEGE AND TEACH THIS

MY PUBLIC NEEDS ME, KARO