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Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

Since you have dick headcaons for everyone, how much does a dick headcanon commission just curious
+ withallduesarcasm

are you asking me to come up with dick headcanons for your characters

because I can do that for you

I can do that for you for free

u dont have to romance her but i think u do have to be locked at friendship???? idk i always get my pirate smooch on so im not certain
+ captainlitebrite

See me too!  I don’t get it!  Then again my first playthrough she never joined my party at all because the note that was supposed to unlock her mission never appeared so maybe it was just another one of BioWare’s infamous glitches, who knows

When I finished playing DAII, and the Terrible Awful happened, I started /screaming/ at my computer. /Screaming/ at it and Pat came running into the room to figure out what I was yelling about because the first time I had a screaming fit at the computer was when Isabella dipped the fuck out on me and fucked up the qunari situation.
+ beagmactire


I can’t help you with the first one though, he’s kind of

he’s not all there

All of my favorite Anders headcanons involve him being allowed to stay at Hawke's mansion even if he's not in a relationship with them and showing up unannounced through the cellar wet from rain and scared because of templar raids and getting treated to a warm blanket and tea by the fire and just having that safe space and Hawke just letting him talk about his manifesto long into the night to help keep his mind off of things idk I need more cute Anders headcanons
+ Anonymous

Draw a million pictures of characters that you love because you are amazing at it.
+ Anonymous

But my cat will get jealous

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Heeeeey fuck face. ;D Did I do this right? Dx
+ Anonymous

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What about BEEFCAKE daddies?
+ Anonymous



psst you're beautiful and funny and super talented -gives you a flower-
+ Anonymous

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What is your absolute favorite way to spend your time? What's something that relaxes you? With your art, what's something you want to improve?
+ Anonymous

Drawing!  Writing!  But mostly drawing.  That’s the answer to both of the first questions.  Drawing is my favourite way to spend time, and it relaxes me.  I love to draw, which is the great tragedy of not being happy with what I produce.  It’s the thing that makes me the happiest, which is why it hits the hardest when it’s the thing that’s attacked.  “You don’t do anything of value, you just sit around drawing monster babies!”  Monster babies make me happy… please don’t say they have no value… they have value to me…

And I’m telling you, I want to improve literally everything about my art, Anon.  The more I look at it the more I hate everything about it.  The faces are cartoony and samefaced, the eyes are goofy, there’s too much detail literally everywhere that intense detail doesn’t matter.  There are some pieces I’m really proud of but then like everything else after that feels like a fucking disaster.  I just don’t like my style, and I don’t feel like anatomy classes will help that.

Plus part of the problem is that I’m insatiably petty.  I am!  I’m petty!  I’m so jealous of literally everyone else’s art style, especially people who know how to do art digitally.  I see some people who do art digitally and I’m like, I’m at least that good in practice!  My style is as good as theirs, comparatively!  So why can’t I get the hang of this?!  What is wrong with me that digital art is so hard for me to make look even decent?  Practice makes perfect or what have you, but I’ve been practicing for years and years and years and there are still people 2/3 my age on here who blow me out of the water, art-wise, on a daily basis.

I dunno.  It’s tiring, Anon.  It’s frustrating and tiring and sometimes even the most optimistic of us get irreparably disheartened.

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just sending this ask to tell you Ive dreamed w/ your blog last night. The creepy part is that I somehow had the ability of accessing people's homes thru their blogs so I decided to use your shower. It was only when I was in the middle of a hot shower and watching your tv thru the glass of the shower box that I realized that using someone else's shower w/out asking isn't a very nice thing to do so I proceeded to leave and hide all evidence that I was there.
+ Anonymous

we are not mutuals and i’ve never even sent you an ask before, just thought you should know

I want to know the psychology of this dream now, like

why my house

of all the blogs you follow why did your subconscious put you in my dream house