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IRON HAN.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, BioWare fangirl, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

OKAY SO HOLD THE PHONE. I follow your blog loyally and you've said before how uncomfortable you feel with your appearance sometimes and I just saw that HELLA CUTE selfie you just posted and I am here to tell you that anytime you feel bad about yourself YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT OMG YOURE SO PRETTY I WANNA DATE YOU AND BUY YOU FOOD AND KNIT YOUR KITTIES SWEATERS. YOURE AWESOME AND I THINK YOURE PERFECT AND I WILL SEND YOU AN ANON SAYING KITTY SWEATERS WHEN YOU FEEL BAD SO DONT FORGET OKAY <3
+ Anonymous

WE'RE GLAD YOU FOUND US, PACHOOLO CASINO, THE OWNERS, THE MOOPETS, AND MEEE (CHA CHA CHA)
+ baneoftoasters

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU’VE SAID

T̴͠͞H́͢E̵͘ ̧͜W̵̶̴͡Ǫ̕͝Ŗ́͜D̴̀Ś̕

NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL FIND THIS AS FUNNY AS I DO but I can't go into EDI's AI core and start up Legion without thinking of that awful fanfic in which he's got a 10" metal dick and synthetic jizz help me Han horrible fanfic has ruined my life
+ withallduesarcasm

I JUST STARTLED MY MOTHER BY DOING THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE WHOOPING COUGh-LAUGH WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU READING

HOLY SHIT I AM SO SORRY AHAHAHahaha

If a dude can take two years to hodge-podge together a novel about detective teddy bears in an attempt at adult literature, I too can shuffle together a shoddy novel and sell it at 2.99. And I won't even take a downward spiral into this weird self-righteous rage. Hopefully. /inspiration/
+ withallduesarcasm

YOU CAN DO IT

I KNOW YOU CAN

Tattoo Idea: back or knuckle tats that say "DWARVEN" and "CRAFTS"
+ nukawinter

That’s an excellent idea, I’ll get DWARVEN CRAFTS knuckle tattoos

then I’ll come to your house and punch you with them

KARO

Tagged #nukawinter #ask
FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS
+ nukawinter

KARO NO

Tagged #nukawinter #ask
*cries over your art because it's so pretty*
+ latverianqueen

OH YOU JUST SHUSH YOUR ART IS GORGEOUS

LIKE WE HAVEN’T SEEN THE AMAZING STUFF YOU PUT OUT

So I'm super shy but I wanted to say I think it's really cute how much you love your kitties and your otps and you're so amazingly talented and I wish I could be you and anyone who says bad things about you is dumb and I will punch them in the face.
+ Anonymous

THIS IS THE NICEST MESSAGE I’VE EVER RECEIVED

WORDS ARE LITERALLY FAILING ME RIGHT NOW

I LOVE YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE

Hawke names the baby Anders. +5,000 rivalry (I'm so bad at headcanons so take this)
+ neonreverberations

LISTEN I LAMENTED FOR WEEKS BECAUSE I WANTED TO NAME ANDERS AND HAWKE’S BABY SEBASTIAN BUT COULDN’T BECAUSE ANDERS WOULD PITCH A FIT

THIS IS CRUEL YOU ARE CRUEL AND THIS IS TERRIBLE

yea yea yea. and they have royal mage babies
+ Anonymous

Tagged #Anonymous #ask