Give me a Scotch, I'm Starving


Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, BioWare fangirl, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.



First place prize from my giveaway - casual Maia Lavellan for animarosa!  I hope she turned out okay! <3

Mamihlapinatapei // wolfstar pls
+ rippergiles

in an ironic twist I couldn’t get my words to work either

I just have a lot of feelings about these boys and their stupid feelings

throws papers everywhere

I’m so into stepdaddy Bull right now

Commission of the gorgeous Jazira for cptprocrastination!  Thank you so much for commissioning me! <3

Hot mom tier status: achieved

I have no idea how any, let alone all of you, got here, but now that you’re here I’ve decided to host a GIVEAWAY to thank you all for clicking the follow button!  Who doesn’t like a giveaway?  Rhetorical question, everybody does. :D <3

PRIZES!  Because prizes are what everyone likes to hear about:

  • FIRST PLACE is your choice of a 2,000+ WORD DRABBLEFIC, OR a CG FULLBODY of a single character of your choice!
  • SECOND PLACE is your choice of a 1,000+ WORD DRABBLEFIC, OR a CG HALFBODY of a single character of your choice!
  • THIRD PLACE is a CG HEADSHOT of a character of your choice!


  1. MUST BE FOLLOWING ME.  Of course.  It’s a follower giveaway.  You can follow after the start of the giveaway of course but don’t do it if you’re just gonna unfollow right afterward.  Like.  That’s just fokken rude, man.
  2. ONE LIKE, ONE REBLOG.  So I can keep track of you.  Gives everyone a fair shake, saves dashes from getting spammed, and makes my life easier.  Actually, you know what, go bananas.  Reblog as many times as you want.  Just don’t drive your followers nuts with spam.

Giveaway ends SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11th at 10pm EST (USA).  That’s about it!  Thank you again - and GOOD LUCK! <: <3

kiss on the forehead feat. your lovely qunquisitor and her son~
+ ironbooll


Commission for baneoftoasters, of her and dareva's boys Akerav and Sambar as bambinos!  God I love these wee bairns, they're so cute I can’t stand it.