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Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, Mass Effect activist, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

Kristen (officialvarrictethras) is a terrible influence

…That’s your name.

doot doot quick Changeling illustration for mrsalenko

Vega is the cutest in this chapter and if you don’t read Changeling you should

Ser Pounce-A-Lot doesn’t seem like such a strange name for a child in need of a friend.

(one of the books in the Chantry has a scribble of Ser Pounce-A-Lot from when Anders was there when he was younger, so I’m convinced the Pounce-A-Lot in Awakening was not the first Pounce-A-Lot - maybe it just reminded him of the first one?)

Wishes clinttbarton early happy birthday but in a punk rock way

(MSPaint because I have no dignity) I have a statuette of this guy on my computer desk so I honestly don’t know why I haven’t gotten around to drawing him before now

just imagine he’s blasting through the air to your heart collababortion (or maybe he just got through blasting and that’s why his goggles are crooked)

Everybody in my DA:O party has such sad baby stories

come to my bosom sad babies I will love you all

What would you do for one more day with the one you love?

(AU where Anders would even actually consider blood magic as a last resort, I guess, and first attempt at a fully digital piece not in MSPaint - still not happy with this but I’ve been staring at it for so long that I can’t even tell what it is anymore so I figure it’s time to release it into the wild.  The resolution fucked up for some reason when it was submitted and I can’t seem to fix it so opening the image in another window helps see the full picture in its original resolution.)


(Oona Adaar looks and feels so out of place in Orlesianwear.  Malike Adaar, however, feels right at home.)

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
Mama’s gonna slay you a darkspawn horde

Soft-spoken Inquisitor Oona loves her little Malike almost as much as Malike loves being the centre of attention

which is a lot