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Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, BioWare fangirl, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

Hot mom tier status: achieved

I have no idea how any, let alone all of you, got here, but now that you’re here I’ve decided to host a GIVEAWAY to thank you all for clicking the follow button!  Who doesn’t like a giveaway?  Rhetorical question, everybody does. :D <3

PRIZES!  Because prizes are what everyone likes to hear about:

  • FIRST PLACE is your choice of a 2,000+ WORD DRABBLEFIC, OR a CG FULLBODY of a single character of your choice!
  • SECOND PLACE is your choice of a 1,000+ WORD DRABBLEFIC, OR a CG HALFBODY of a single character of your choice!
  • THIRD PLACE is a CG HEADSHOT of a character of your choice!


  1. MUST BE FOLLOWING ME.  Of course.  It’s a follower giveaway.  You can follow after the start of the giveaway of course but don’t do it if you’re just gonna unfollow right afterward.  Like.  That’s just fokken rude, man.
  2. ONE LIKE, ONE REBLOG.  So I can keep track of you.  Gives everyone a fair shake, saves dashes from getting spammed, and makes my life easier.  Actually, you know what, go nuts.  Reblog as many times as you want.  Just don’t drive your followers nuts with spam.

Giveaway ends SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11th at 10pm EST (USA).  That’s about it!  Thank you again - and GOOD LUCK! <: <3

kiss on the forehead feat. your lovely qunquisitor and her son~
+ ironbooll


Commission for baneoftoasters, of her and dareva's boys Akerav and Sambar as bambinos!  God I love these wee bairns, they're so cute I can’t stand it.

whispers multiracial DA babies give me life

better than it was at least, still debating doing the whole fic this way

Madeline is 2 cute 4 Anders to deserve her, Varric and Isabela should steal her and raise her as their own

Two Rogues and a Baby

Tagged #my art


don’t mind me just thinking out loud

why are some fics harder to put into words than others

Doodledump+details (what is anatomy??) because I just found out that this is a real thing that happens in some peoples’ games and I am so sad right now

quick qunari broodmother sketch

you’re all terrible influences