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IRON HAN.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist by day, scruffy-looking nerf herder by night.

Hannah. Han for short, as in Solo.

Comic shop assistant manager. Opinionated with a side of nerdy. Iron Man junkie, BioWare fangirl, film critic, literary fiend, lover of tattoos and boys with earrings. Sometimes an artist, occasionally a writer, and always a connoisseur of bad fic.

NOTE: If you want to tag me in something and get my attention, tag it with “Iron Han”, without the dash.

boombangbing:

Recasting the Avengers as a classic movie → Sidney Poitier as Nick Fury
(This recast inhabits an alternate universe where all the actors are the right ages at the same time.)
Naturally.

boombangbing:

Recasting the Avengers as a classic movie → Sidney Poitier as Nick Fury

(This recast inhabits an alternate universe where all the actors are the right ages at the same time.)

Naturally.

posted 1 year agovia©reblog
posted 1 year agovia©reblog
overheardinshield:

living down to expectations 

overheardinshield:

living down to expectations 

posted 2 years agovia©reblog
posted 2 years agovia©reblog

I have a large seal-point Tonkinese cat with one eye

Her name is Olivia but I call her Nick Furry

I regret nothing

posted 3 years agovia©reblog

Urge to search for canon instances of this, or instances close enough to be comparatively called canon, at 98% and going up.

posted 3 years agovia©reblog
Tagged #lol #nick fury

+ The Avengers Trailer Spoilers:

lostarkeo:

iamthefirstavenger:

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Sam and I before the trailer:

Sam and I during the trailer:

Sam and I after the trailer:

Unfortunately I saw the Avengers trailer in the theatre with my mother.

Me during the trailer:

Her during the trailer:

Experience ruined.

posted 3 years agovia©reblog

superpineapple:

I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THIS.

Based off this here.

It was supposed to be movie verse, but then I had an extra bed by mistake and decided to throw Wasp to have another girl in there. Wasp, by the way, I would LOVE to see in the movie verse. If Jan and/or Hank, or hell, even Pym Particles have a cameo somewhere I will die of happy.

I hear Hank Pym will be in the movie.  Not as Ant Man, just as Hank Pym.  I hear he and Stark are working on something together so that Stark can continue to be in the Avengers… the name of which escapes me… goddamn it I knew this shit at one point and now I KNOW NOTHING.

…Also this is precious.

posted 3 years agovia©reblog

assemblenow:

textsfromlastissue:

suggested by melzipan

You guys should still send in any submissions for this one. I just had to do it too.

 This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. EVER.

I usually hate these stupid texts from last night things.

But this one was just damn funny.

…And kinda sparks my inner troll.

Hmmmm…

posted 3 years agovia©reblog